Tag Archives: sex

rock and roll springtime take one.

Posted on March 26, 2018 by marycigarettes

did i ever tell you about the time i styled harold melvyn and his blue notes for an album sleeve. well.. the first thing i did was take them over to tony the tailor in soho and have all four … Continue reading →

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what holidays reveal to lovers

Posted on January 15, 2017 by marycigarettes

shane clancy learned the hard way that holidays have the power to make or break a home. seven years ago he woke up in a big soft hotel bed with his wife gone. he freaked out for around five hours and … Continue reading →

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january the first

Posted on January 1, 2017 by marycigarettes

on menlove ave, many bright individual coloured front doors creaked open around 8.a.m. each occupant staggered out onto the crisp virgin snow of a new year and shivered. they all looked out across the flatlands of a dazzling white unplayed … Continue reading →

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billy and benny’s marriage guidance clinic

Posted on December 30, 2016 by marycigarettes

london girls used to be the worst, until a wide boy entrepreneur called danny reynolds overheard a ding dong goin on between two irate neighbours. one was an old homophobe, the other an old fagg. insults were flying when the old homophobe … Continue reading →

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rock n roll seaside.. take one

Posted on December 24, 2016 by marycigarettes

brighton isn’t the only rock n roll seaside town within hours..up on the north coast of ireland is a place called portrush…it got its name during the psychedelic 1960’s because at that time it was a rare port of call … Continue reading →

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garry’s circumcision

Posted on December 11, 2016 by marycigarettes

for a long while garry wheeler avoided having girlfriends…a fairly decent looking man who would’ve had no problem getting laid if not for his tight angry red festering foreskin. every stage of solving this problem fried garry’s nerves… talking to … Continue reading →

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straight acting gay couple

Posted on December 5, 2016 by marycigarettes

todd and steve mapped their marriage out purely on the grounds of money. they fearlessly bought their one and only home in a super straight neighbourhood where the value of property either went up or stayed stable. they got a … Continue reading →

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ladyboy with a synthesiser

Posted on December 4, 2016 by marycigarettes

adrian was ripped away from cambridge and badly reframed somewhere in texas, where his father couldn’t resist the money or promotion working at a major oil well. there was only one music shop for a hundred miles.. huge and charmless..nothing … Continue reading →

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the prostate gland

Posted on November 22, 2016 by marycigarettes

geoff became ever more handsome with each passing decade, and now in his early sixties his currency with the ladies had never been higher, but good luck in the good looks department created a dangerous chemistry with the steaming hot … Continue reading →

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two men kissing

Posted on June 13, 2016 by marycigarettes

apparently one of the things that triggered him was seeing two men kissing. perhaps the world could do with getting used to seeing more men loving and enjoying one another..       i mean..look how cute it is. making … Continue reading →

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