Tag Archives: humour

val doonican

Posted on March 27, 2018 by marycigarettes

just one of our many fine young upstanding citizens.. mindful of personal hygiene and good posture.. therefore less likely to accrue severe backache or a nasty skin disease later on in life.with proper posture you can stand on your feet … Continue reading →

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rock and roll springtime take one.

Posted on March 26, 2018 by marycigarettes

did i ever tell you about the time i styled harold melvyn and his blue notes for an album sleeve. well.. the first thing i did was take them over to tony the tailor in soho and have all four … Continue reading →

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billy and benny’s marriage guidance clinic

Posted on December 30, 2016 by marycigarettes

london girls used to be the worst, until a wide boy entrepreneur called danny reynolds overheard a ding dong goin on between two irate neighbours. one was an old homophobe, the other an old fagg. insults were flying when the old homophobe … Continue reading →

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fun people with crap jobs

Posted on December 18, 2016 by marycigarettes

rocky had already been fired from one awful job in a shoe shop, where he’d been on his knees for too long in a position that made him feel like he was worshipping the feet of folk trying on everything, … Continue reading →

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nancy’s pearl necklace

Posted on December 15, 2016 by marycigarettes

nancy had been sleeping deeply when she woke up with a strange feeling around and below her neckline ….. when she realised what it was, all she could do was scream … damn but it suits you so good, exclaimed … Continue reading →

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old mensch in the lecture hall

Posted on December 12, 2016 by marycigarettes

here at a very upscale university.. tubby wexler.. an old mensch from the art world, stopped by on a national tour to share insights with our dim students.. he hit a very keen stride and puked up a swimming pool of … Continue reading →

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high tea at browns hotel in mayfair.

Posted on December 28, 2012 by marycigarettes

i have been laid up in bed for the whole of the christmas holiday. but i did get one chance just before it all went tits up to go out with thomas and enjoy one of our favourite things…high tea … Continue reading →

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