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amazing trade

on a quiet rural railway station, on one of two back to back platforms, a dear old lady overheard a private conversation between two edgy urban homosexuals wafting over from the other side, and nearly died of heart failure.. a … Continue reading

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lesbian farmers

billie took the leap because she loves big checked shirts made from soft hardy cotton.. the able chunky red machinery..the look of a neat freshly ploughed field…  a warm woody farmhouse kitchen where she’d cozy up with her girlfriend helen, … Continue reading

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if these walls could talk

tanya tampon goes down in history as one of england’s trailblazing female punk rock icons. she was the first to tackle feminist issues in pop music.. her smash hit ‘gonna make my boyfriend bleed’  made her no money until recently … Continue reading

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straight acting gay couple

todd and steve mapped their marriage out purely on the grounds of money. they fearlessly bought their one and only home in a super straight neighbourhood where the value of property either went up or stayed stable. they got a … Continue reading

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the buzzy sound of a tattooists drill.

last night i attended a cigar and pipe smokers shindig.i don’t smoke,but i do love the smell,along with the general horseplay that surrounds these affairs.a load of men ascend into the desert from the surrounding areas of los angeles and … Continue reading

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the millionaire and the rentboy

here’s a song i wrote last week.. it’s about a millionaire who seeks sanctuary in a rent boy. even though the millionaire’s married with kids ,he’s a bit bendy on the side, and even though he’s mister moneybags,he’s unfulfilled… and … Continue reading

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