Monthly Archives: December 2016

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Posted on December 31, 2016 by

in the car coming into london tonight, we were cruising down the finchley road enjoying how heavy winter mist make streetlights glow like olden days of chimney smoke. riding along through the north part of town, george michael drifted into … Continue reading →

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billy and benny’s marriage guidance clinic

Posted on December 30, 2016 by

london girls used to be the worst, until a wide boy entrepreneur called danny reynolds overheard a ding dong goin on between two irate neighbours. one was an old homophobe, the other an old fagg. insults were flying when the old homophobe … Continue reading →

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new students at the art college

Posted on December 29, 2016 by

charles silverberg walked into his large classroom with high ceiling over huge windows. every three years he looks out on to a lake of new students sitting by, or leaning on quality oak desks in jet black polo neck jumpers… … Continue reading →

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new years eve weather man

Posted on December 28, 2016 by

well that’s all from me angela grippon and the rest of the news team..i now pass you over to colin calendar for our weather, reporting tonight from the edges of time. hello colin luv…what’s in store for us on this … Continue reading →

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boxing day in accident & emergency

Posted on December 27, 2016 by

one lonely size queen with immense fortitude succeeded in lodging an empty milk bottle up his back passage, but then it sailed past the closing sphincter. his emotional tears of gratitude when we finally managed to retrieve that object out … Continue reading →

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george michael

Posted on December 26, 2016 by

there’s a lady i know who worked for many decades as a nurse, and then decided on early retirement to become a therapist, and when i asked her why, she said because many people coming into hospital, their ailments began … Continue reading →

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santa clause at the royal albert hall

Posted on December 25, 2016 by

three tall elegant backing singers hid their seething envy behind smiles and perfect harmonies..a faceless professional piano player kept his head down while privately thinking how his own songs were far better than this nonsense. a cordless expensive guitar player … Continue reading →

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rock n roll seaside.. take one

Posted on December 24, 2016 by

brighton isn’t the only rock n roll seaside town within hours..up on the north coast of ireland is a place called portrush…it got its name during the psychedelic 1960’s because at that time it was a rare port of call … Continue reading →

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hidden talent

Posted on December 23, 2016 by

hilary jones isn’t what you’d call a pretty girl, yet at the same time her features are pleasingly strong like say patti smith or p.j. harvey. she’s also painfully shy. if anyone gatecrashes while she’s singing along with her big … Continue reading →

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make the money talk back

Posted on December 22, 2016 by

alan watson was a natural with money…he’d gather a little pile of it up off the floorboards, blow life over its dusty gold surface till it sang a song and expand many times its original size. he had absolutely zero … Continue reading →

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