Monthly Archives: December 2016

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in the car coming into london tonight, we were cruising down the finchley road enjoying how heavy winter mist make streetlights glow like olden days of chimney smoke. riding along through the north part of town, george michael drifted into … Continue reading

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billy and benny’s marriage guidance clinic

londonĀ girlsĀ used to be the worst, until a wide boy entrepreneur called danny reynolds overheard a ding dong goin on between two irate neighbours. one was an old homophobe, the other an old fagg. insults were flying when the old homophobe … Continue reading

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new students at the art college

charles silverberg walked into his large classroom with high ceiling over huge windows. every three years he looks out on to a lake of new students sitting by, or leaning on quality oak desks in jet black polo neck jumpers… … Continue reading

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new years eve weather man

well that’s all from me angela grippon and the rest of the news team..i now pass you over to colin calendar for our weather, reporting tonight from the edges of time. hello colin luv…what’s in store for us on this … Continue reading

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boxing day in accident & emergency

one lonely size queen with immense fortitude succeeded in lodging an empty milk bottle up his back passage, but then it sailed past the closing sphincter. his emotional tears of gratitude when we finally managed to retrieve that object out … Continue reading

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george michael

there’s a lady i know who worked for many decades as a nurse, and then decided on early retirement to become a therapist, and when i asked her why, she said because many people coming into hospital, their ailments began … Continue reading

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santa clause at the royal albert hall

three tall elegant backing singers hid their seething envy behind smiles and perfect harmonies..a faceless professional piano player kept his head down while privately thinking how his own songs were far better than this nonsense. a cordless expensive guitar player … Continue reading

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