Category Archives: politics

if these walls could talk

tanya tampon goes down in history as one of england’s trailblazing female punk rock icons. she was the first to tackle feminist issues in pop music.. her smash hit ‘gonna make my boyfriend bleed’  made her no money until recently … Continue reading

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time.. is waiting in the wings.

by the end of 2017, our world believed it had a new awfully modern problem on it’s hands with iPhone and tablet addiction. no one was walking around with their hands free anymore.. it was doing strange things like giving … Continue reading

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2017

in the car coming into london tonight, we were cruising down the finchley road enjoying how heavy winter mist make streetlights glow like olden days of chimney smoke. riding along through the north part of town, george michael drifted into … Continue reading

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billy and benny’s marriage guidance clinic

london girls used to be the worst, until a wide boy entrepreneur called danny reynolds overheard a ding dong goin on between two irate neighbours. one was an old homophobe, the other an old fagg. insults were flying when the old homophobe … Continue reading

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new years eve weather man

well that’s all from me angela grippon and the rest of the news team..i now pass you over to colin calendar for our weather, reporting tonight from the edges of time. hello colin luv…what’s in store for us on this … Continue reading

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george michael

there’s a lady i know who worked for many decades as a nurse, and then decided on early retirement to become a therapist, and when i asked her why, she said because many people coming into hospital, their ailments began … Continue reading

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a 1972 interview for woman’s weekly.

it was unprintable apparently.. the editor was fuming, accusing me of coming back with nothing.. he wanted the absolute lowdown on johnny friendly… his love affairs.. his financial status.. future plans.. but i got nothing. only this.. ” i eat … Continue reading

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the greatest rock n roll story never told.

clarence, who had a thing for cream crumply raw silk suits, set up his music company with only one thing in mind…pleasure…such was his clear vision, that every aspect of his empire revolved only around feeling good. there would be … Continue reading

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rich tea biscuits

derek?.. are you awake darling….. i’m thinking of scaling everything down to rich tea biscuits. i know it’s bit of a bombshell to drop on you with them coming again tomorrow, but it’s you i married, not your family.. honestly … Continue reading

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unsuccessful vegetarian

 johnny was caught red handed with a big mac and a large vanilla milk shake…he chumped eagerly on that junk at midnight without his spectacles on, while we watched from the other side of oxford street pissing ourselves laughing. like … Continue reading

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