Monthly Archives: January 2017

government issued selfie sticks

even the most pug ugly of brits have become addicted to the act of taking constant selfies. after a lifetime of feeling invisible, grown men and woman can’t deny themselves the false lunchtime stardom of facebook or instagram.. everywhere they … Continue reading

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the wedding

nobody but jeremy himself liked uncle alfie.. but there he was sitting in the front row along with all his other brothers and their second third and forth wives much younger than themselves..english tarts wearing those daft fascinator things on … Continue reading

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the golden age of conversation

when mister trump became what he became, pundits predicted a spunky new counter culture that would breath fresh life into the dead genre of rock and roll, trail-blazed by a stick thin million dollar protest singer… herds of fluffy tops … Continue reading

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lesbian farmers

billie took the leap because she loves big checked shirts made from soft hardy cotton.. the able chunky red machinery..the look of a neat freshly ploughed field…  a warm woody farmhouse kitchen where she’d cozy up with her girlfriend helen, … Continue reading

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the record producers

of all archetypes in the world of popular music, record producers are surely the smartest. when fruitful careers reach closure they’re flushed with golden combinations of money, anonymity, and artistic satisfaction. you might hear of the occasional character who’d had … Continue reading

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car boot sale

jayne huddersfield handled her overnight fame with notable ease when america overdosed on high gloss glamour, and began emotionally/financially investing in a new wave of grittier european talent….hard looking girls with tiny tits and gawky features, alongside young men with … Continue reading

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rude people

a curious development in our devolution was the slow death of truth.. duplicity became a key tool that qualified us socially and professionally..warm friendly good looking people shamelessly spewed forth unspeakable fiction regarding others to upgrade their own situation, and … Continue reading

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ikea record shelves

a closely knit global community of vinyl purchasing hipsters had a meltdown discovering supermarkets now stock their onetime niche product.. big black gramophone discs are turning up on shelves in sainsburys, urban outfitters and john lewis.. and talking of shelves..this … Continue reading

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hitler hated jazz

they look good them jewish kids.. that young lustrous dark brown curly wurly hair, planets away from the frizz it becomes if they keep it long through later years…  they got good taste in clothes too, passed on to them … Continue reading

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purple rain on park lane

every friday evening around seven o’clock a gaggle of high class prostitutes in crush velvet corsetry ride the elevator up to the most expansive hotel suite on london’s park lane.. the atmosphere becomes so electric, the sky outside lights up … Continue reading

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