Monthly Archives: December 2016

a 1972 interview for woman’s weekly.

it was unprintable apparently.. the editor was fuming, accusing me of coming back with nothing.. he wanted the absolute lowdown on johnny friendly… his love affairs.. his financial status.. future plans.. but i got nothing. only this.. ” i eat … Continue reading

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mile high cabaret club.. new years eve 2016

on new years eve a dark diabolical comedian, who draws big crowds, ambled casually centre stage in a shiny gun metal grey suit.. he sat on a high chair with elbow leaning on armrest, and with one solid beam of … Continue reading

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the goalkeeper

mike langford, a good looking centre forward was getting more and more ugly with every goal he scored.. he’d come from a very gritty basic background and was an absolute sweetheart until all the money and power shat down on … Continue reading

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fun people with crap jobs

rocky had already been fired from one awful job in a shoe shop, where he’d been on his knees for too long in a position that made him feel like he was worshipping the feet of folk trying on everything, … Continue reading

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beryl’s sandwich bar

beryl deliberately got pregnant at sixteen. the crush she had on jimmy overwhelmed her, and when the blood hit the fan, not only did her parents move home to separate the young lovers by four hundred miles, she was also … Continue reading

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the greatest rock n roll story never told.

clarence, who had a thing for cream crumply raw silk suits, set up his music company with only one thing in mind…pleasure…such was his clear vision, that every aspect of his empire revolved only around feeling good. there would be … Continue reading

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nancy’s pearl necklace

nancy had been sleeping deeply when she woke up with a strange feeling around and below her neckline ….. when she realised what it was, all she could do was scream … damn but it suits you so good, exclaimed … Continue reading

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the funeral directors son

dad.. i’m tired of you commodifying the dead men out walking when we drive by golf clubs or along sunny seafronts in our horrible hearse… you joke about it behind the backs of these rich old-timers who cough up big gold … Continue reading

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rich tea biscuits

derek?.. are you awake darling….. i’m thinking of scaling everything down to rich tea biscuits. i know it’s bit of a bombshell to drop on you with them coming again tomorrow, but it’s you i married, not your family.. honestly … Continue reading

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old mensch in the lecture hall

here at a very upscale university.. tubby wexler.. an old mensch from the art world, stopped by on a national tour to share insights with our dim students.. he hit a very keen stride and puked up a swimming pool of … Continue reading

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